1 00:00:45,233 --> 00:00:47,067 Looking for someone, Mr. Cevantes? 2 00:00:47,167 --> 00:00:48,667 Por favor? 3 00:00:48,767 --> 00:00:49,567 Never mind. 4 00:00:57,167 --> 00:00:58,167 Shh, this way. 5 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:02,433 Oh, good evening, Ron. 6 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:03,767 - Good evening. - You only just made it? 7 00:01:03,867 --> 00:01:04,967 Si, si. 8 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:06,067 Well, come along into the classroom. 9 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,067 Una momento. 10 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,667 First, I have to go some place. 11 00:01:08,767 --> 00:01:10,100 Oh,. 12 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:16,700 Hey, come on, this way, this way. 13 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,433 Hi, good evening, everyone. 14 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,367 Well, I may as well warn you that I'm not 15 00:01:23,467 --> 00:01:24,967 in the best of humors tonight. 16 00:01:25,067 --> 00:01:26,867 In fact, I have a serious complaint. 17 00:01:26,967 --> 00:01:28,467 Why not you go to the doctor? 18 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,567 It's not that sort of complaint, Danielle. 19 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:32,400 I'm far from happy with your progress. 20 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:35,000 I feel as if I'm banging my head against a brick wall. 21 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:37,100 Well, blimey, if you are doing that, 22 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,267 you will be getting a headache. 23 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:41,233 Well, I checked your homework last night. 24 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:43,267 And frankly, I think you're getting worse. 25 00:01:43,367 --> 00:01:46,167 Now, Max, the correct form of address for a cardinal 26 00:01:46,267 --> 00:01:49,733 is not Westminster Cathedral. 27 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:52,967 I didn't know he'd move. 28 00:01:53,067 --> 00:01:55,300 It should've been Your Eminence. 29 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,200 And, Danielle, the word conjugate is applied to verbs 30 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:01,433 and has nothing whatsoever to do with marital relations. 31 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:03,100 Oh, I am sorry. 32 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,533 And as for you, Ranjeet, well, some of your answers 33 00:02:05,633 --> 00:02:07,100 make no sense whatsoever. 34 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,367 That is because I'm not understanding 35 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:11,633 the gist of the questions, so I am 36 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:16,900 answering different questions that I do understand. 37 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,833 That is not the object of homework. 38 00:02:18,933 --> 00:02:20,867 1,000 apologies. 39 00:02:20,967 --> 00:02:22,067 Buona sera 40 00:02:22,167 --> 00:02:25,133 Giovanni, what time do you call this? 41 00:02:25,233 --> 00:02:27,000 10 past 7:00. 42 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:27,933 You're late. 43 00:02:28,033 --> 00:02:29,667 Haven't you got a watch? 44 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:30,600 I had a watch. 45 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:32,233 It was a beautiful watch. 46 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:36,700 It was rustproof, shockproof, waterproof, everything. 47 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,833 The only trouble is, it wasn't quite souper proof. 48 00:02:39,933 --> 00:02:41,233 Super proof? 49 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:43,167 Yeah, last night I'm working in the restaurant, 50 00:02:43,267 --> 00:02:46,667 and whoops a daisy, I dropped it in the souper. 51 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:52,767 ,, have you seen Juan? 52 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:54,967 Juan what? 53 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:56,000 Juan Cervantes. 54 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,900 Oh, scusi. No. 55 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,233 Where the devil has he got to? 56 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:04,500 Hey, hello, senora. 57 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,967 Is it OK my friend wait here for me? 58 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:08,867 Oh, I don't know about that. 59 00:03:08,967 --> 00:03:11,467 It's only to finish class. 60 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,267 Oh, all right then. 61 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,567 Do you want a cup of tea? 62 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:20,033 He not speak the English good, not like me. 63 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:24,700 You wait here, no speak, no nothing. 64 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,867 KO 65 00:03:25,967 --> 00:03:28,900 Not KO, OK. 66 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,033 OK. 67 00:03:30,133 --> 00:03:32,467 There, you sit. 68 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:33,867 Right now, this evening, we're going 69 00:03:33,967 --> 00:03:35,367 to concentrate on the alphabet. 70 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:37,567 I'm going to go around the class, and I want each of you 71 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,500 to give me a word beginning with a different letter 72 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:40,233 from the alphabet. 73 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,433 Max, we'll start with you. 74 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:43,800 A or Ah. 75 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:46,267 A desk. 76 00:03:46,367 --> 00:03:47,000 No, Max. 77 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,633 That's a D. 78 00:03:48,733 --> 00:03:51,633 All right, D desk. 79 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:53,000 No, Max. 80 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,233 Desk does not begin with a letter A. I want a word 81 00:03:54,333 --> 00:03:56,733 beginning with the letter A. 82 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:57,667 A door. 83 00:03:57,767 --> 00:03:58,567 Good, adore. 84 00:03:58,667 --> 00:03:59,467 Well done. 85 00:03:59,567 --> 00:04:01,433 - Excuse, please. - Yes, Ali? 86 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:05,033 I'm not understanding why you are saying a desk is not right, 87 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:06,367 but a door is right. 88 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:08,833 Ah, yes, well, you see, when Max said adore, 89 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:10,800 he was meaning the verb to adore. 90 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,100 And although they do sound the same, 91 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,700 you didn't mean a door, for example, this door. 92 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,967 Am I right, Max? 93 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:16,900 Sure, you're right. 94 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,133 I'm meaning any door. 95 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:21,367 At this rate, it will take us a week 96 00:04:21,467 --> 00:04:22,833 to get through the alphabet. 97 00:04:22,933 --> 00:04:24,233 Well, we'll try again, Max. 98 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,933 Please give me as a word beginning with a letter A. 99 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:29,200 And I don't want A something, just one word 100 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:32,500 beginning with the letter A. Think of a fruit. 101 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,433 Apple? 102 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:34,833 Apple, good. 103 00:04:34,933 --> 00:04:36,933 Danielle, B. 104 00:04:37,033 --> 00:04:37,967 B for brown. 105 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:39,467 Good. 106 00:04:39,567 --> 00:04:40,600 B for beautiful. 107 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:41,567 Yeah, thank you, Daniel. 108 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:45,667 Anna, C. 109 00:04:45,767 --> 00:04:46,567 Red. 110 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:47,833 Red? 111 00:04:47,933 --> 00:04:49,833 What's that got to do with C? 112 00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:52,433 Red sea. 113 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:55,400 I want a word beginning with the letter C. 114 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:56,333 Cow? 115 00:04:56,433 --> 00:04:59,033 Yes, well done. 116 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,667 Taro, D? 117 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:01,567 Asshole. 118 00:05:04,833 --> 00:05:05,733 Darko. 119 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:06,667 Darko? 120 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:08,500 Well, what about dark. 121 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,900 Dar-k. 122 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:10,933 Yes, good. 123 00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:13,600 Jamila, E. 124 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:14,833 Evening. 125 00:05:14,933 --> 00:05:16,067 Good. Excellent. 126 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:17,200 Well, done. 127 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,767 Giovanni, F. - Fick. 128 00:05:19,867 --> 00:05:21,600 Fick? 129 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:22,600 That's right. 130 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:23,933 There is no such word as fick. 131 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:25,567 Sure, there is. 132 00:05:25,667 --> 00:05:26,900 My boss is English. 133 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,300 And he said lots of times through fick and through fin. 134 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,733 Yes, well, your boss's grammar isn't very good. 135 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,900 And don't give me the old chestnut about his grandma 136 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,633 being very good for her age. 137 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:38,733 I not say that. 138 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:39,667 Good. 139 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:42,133 She's dead. 140 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:44,133 All right, everybody, there's far too 141 00:05:44,233 --> 00:05:45,633 much levity in this class. 142 00:05:45,733 --> 00:05:47,600 Don't forget that you have your exams coming up shortly. 143 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:49,933 Now try and take it seriously, please. 144 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:52,800 Giovanni, a word beginning with F. 145 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:53,700 Female. 146 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,633 Good. 147 00:05:54,733 --> 00:05:55,800 Well done. 148 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:57,933 Su-Lee, G. 149 00:05:58,033 --> 00:05:58,833 Great. 150 00:05:58,933 --> 00:05:59,933 Great? 151 00:06:00,033 --> 00:06:01,267 As in Great Wall of China, built 152 00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:03,167 by glorious Chinese workers. 153 00:06:03,267 --> 00:06:05,633 Ah, yes, thank you, Su-Lee. 154 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,167 Hello. 155 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:10,433 Ah, Juan, well, we were just going through the alphabet. 156 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:12,333 Por favor? 157 00:06:12,433 --> 00:06:14,167 A, B, C, D, E-- 158 00:06:14,267 --> 00:06:15,733 Aha, si, alphabeto. 159 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:19,867 It A, B, C, D-- 160 00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:20,967 Would you like to give me a word 161 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:22,833 beginning with the letter H? 162 00:06:22,933 --> 00:06:25,133 Ah, ah, si. 163 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:31,433 Well, it's-- por favor? 164 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:33,767 Ah,. 165 00:06:33,867 --> 00:06:34,667 Huly. 166 00:06:34,767 --> 00:06:35,633 Huly 167 00:06:35,733 --> 00:06:36,900 Huly? 168 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,467 - Si, April, May, Hune, Huly. - No, Juan. 169 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:42,600 That's a J, July. 170 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:43,900 I want H. 171 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:44,900 Ah, see. 172 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,233 Yeah, well, I'll accept that. 173 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:48,567 - Por favor? - It all right. 174 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:49,467 Doesn't matter. 175 00:06:49,567 --> 00:06:50,400 Sit down. 176 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,600 Good. 177 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:55,667 Ali, I. 178 00:06:55,767 --> 00:06:57,067 You are what? 179 00:06:57,167 --> 00:07:00,467 A word beginning with the letter I? 180 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:01,233 Infidel. 181 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,333 Are you meaning me? 182 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,800 Sit down. 183 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:07,633 Ranjeet, J. 184 00:07:07,733 --> 00:07:09,467 Jackass. 185 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:11,367 Are you meaning me? 186 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,000 , you monkey face. 187 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:16,933 Quiet, please. 188 00:07:17,033 --> 00:07:17,933 Sit down, both of you. 189 00:07:18,033 --> 00:07:20,100 Danielle, K. 190 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,567 - K for kind-hearted. - Good. 191 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:22,633 K for kiss. 192 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:24,867 Muah. 193 00:07:24,967 --> 00:07:26,367 Listen, I think that'll do, Danielle. 194 00:07:26,467 --> 00:07:28,733 Thank you. 195 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:29,733 Max, L. 196 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:30,667 Elephant. 197 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:33,433 No, no, Max. 198 00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:35,300 Try again. 199 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,667 Loving. 200 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:38,000 Good. 201 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:39,667 Anna, M? 202 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:41,933 Miesterzinger. 203 00:07:42,033 --> 00:07:44,000 N? 204 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,833 Knitting. 205 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,633 No, knitting begins with a K. 206 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:55,500 What do you knit with? 207 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,000 Ah, wool. 208 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,900 What are these? 209 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,033 Needles. 210 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:03,933 Needles, excellent. 211 00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:05,467 Well done. 212 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:07,833 Giovanni, can you give me a word beginning with a letter O? 213 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:08,733 Audible. 214 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:10,700 No. 215 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,167 Holiday? 216 00:08:12,267 --> 00:08:12,933 No. 217 00:08:13,033 --> 00:08:14,033 Hopeless? 218 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:17,700 Yes, you are. 219 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:22,067 You keep dropping your aspirates. 220 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:24,333 I not drop nothing. 221 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:25,467 No, no, no, no. 222 00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:27,767 An aspirate is the sound made by the letter H. 223 00:08:27,867 --> 00:08:30,733 The words you've give me all start with H and not with an O. 224 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:31,900 Scusi. 225 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,667 I want a word beginning with O. Come on. 226 00:08:33,767 --> 00:08:34,600 Outside. 227 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,533 That's better. 228 00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:37,833 Excuse me, Mr. brown. 229 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:39,133 Ah, hello, Denise. 230 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:40,667 Miss Courtney wants to see you in the tea room. 231 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:41,667 Oh, all right. 232 00:08:41,767 --> 00:08:43,200 I'll be as quick as I can. 233 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,133 Giovanni, would you take charge of the class while I'm away. 234 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,500 Si, professor. 235 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,767 I think you'd better come too, Pedro. 236 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,000 Por favor? 237 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:54,000 Miss Courtney's found your fishy friend. 238 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,067 Are you going to answer me? 239 00:08:57,167 --> 00:09:00,033 Look, what is your name? 240 00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:03,633 Who are you, and what are you doing here? 241 00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:05,700 What seems to me the problem, Miss Courtney? 242 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:06,833 This is. 243 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:08,567 I just came in here and found him. 244 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,267 But he seems to be some sort of foreigner, 245 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:12,167 but I can't get a word out of him. 246 00:09:12,267 --> 00:09:13,200 Is he one of yours? 247 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:14,500 No,. 248 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,200 Well, you can find out what he's doing here. 249 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:21,033 After all, you do seem to have a way with these foreign persons. 250 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:23,300 All right, I'll do my best. 251 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,700 Hello. 252 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,000 What is your name? 253 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,233 Name? 254 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,967 Do you speak English? 255 00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:30,900 No? 256 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,167 Parler vous Francais? 257 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,433 Parler Italiano? 258 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,967 Well, say something, even if it's any bit nothing. 259 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:42,833 Amigo. 260 00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:43,833 Everything's all right. 261 00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:45,100 Not worry, not worry. 262 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,800 Oh, Juan, you know this person? 263 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:47,733 Si. 264 00:09:47,833 --> 00:09:48,867 I tell you truth. 265 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:49,867 It's my brother. 266 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:50,800 Your brother? 267 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,167 I don't believe you. 268 00:09:52,267 --> 00:09:54,033 OK, I tell you truth. 269 00:09:54,133 --> 00:09:56,167 It's not my brother. 270 00:09:56,267 --> 00:09:58,033 It's a good friend. 271 00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,500 We sleep together. 272 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:04,467 Not in the same bed, same room. 273 00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:07,167 Look, why don't you tell me the whole story, Juan? 274 00:10:07,267 --> 00:10:09,400 OK, I make it a clean chest. 275 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,600 Breast. 276 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:13,167 Si, but you must promise me not to tell nobody. 277 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:15,233 Well, let's see what you have to say first. 278 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,333 His name is Boris. 279 00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:18,867 He's Marinero. - Marinero? 280 00:10:18,967 --> 00:10:19,800 Si. 281 00:10:23,067 --> 00:10:24,467 Oh, a sailor. 282 00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:25,567 Sailor. 283 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,967 Last night, he come in bar where I work. 284 00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:29,167 His Russian. - Rushing? 285 00:10:29,267 --> 00:10:32,000 - Si. - You mean he was a hurry? 286 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,600 Ah, no. He's Russian, from Russia. 287 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,167 Oh. 288 00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:38,333 A sailor, a Russian sailor. 289 00:10:38,433 --> 00:10:40,867 Si, we drink. 290 00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:41,800 Vodka. 291 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:42,800 Si, vodka. 292 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:45,000 And he asked me for mental home. 293 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,033 Asked you for what? 294 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:48,333 He say no go back Russia. 295 00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:50,367 Asked me for mental home. 296 00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:52,667 Casa del loco. 297 00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:54,500 Asylum, political asylum. 298 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,667 Si, si. 299 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,633 He's a defector. 300 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:01,400 No, he's Russian. 301 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,967 Hey, you not let them take him back in. 302 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:05,667 No, of course not. This is a free country. 303 00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:09,267 If he wants to stay here, he's perfectly at liberty to do so. 304 00:11:09,367 --> 00:11:10,900 Welcome to England, comrade. 305 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:41,167 Silencio 306 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,967 What do you want? 307 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:45,300 You're supposed to be studying the books. 308 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,700 Who say so? 309 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,867 I say so. 310 00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:50,033 Yeah? 311 00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:52,633 Look, proffesori put me in charge. 312 00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,400 You've got to do what I tell you. 313 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,567 Now, I'm going to ask you the questions, 314 00:11:56,667 --> 00:12:00,100 and you're going to give me the answers. 315 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,700 Okey, dokey. 316 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,967 Ali? 317 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,400 Yes, yes, please. 318 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,867 What is a noun? 319 00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:07,900 Oh, blimey. 320 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,467 It is very simple. 321 00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:12,367 Nun is a lady who is living in a convent. 322 00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:16,300 That's a nun. 323 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:22,300 Hey, Jamila, what's the plural of a thief. 324 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,067 Huh? 325 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,767 The plural of a thief. 326 00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:28,733 A thief. 327 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,000 Robbers. 328 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,200 No, not the robbers. 329 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,800 Look, these are robbers. 330 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,800 Now, look, one, a thief, two-- 331 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,500 Thieves. 332 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,100 That's better. 333 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:48,500 Max, what's the opposite of bitter? 334 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,200 Lotta. 335 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,500 That's not right. 336 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,833 Sure it is. 337 00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:55,733 Opposite of bit of money is a lot of money. 338 00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:00,667 Quiet, please. 339 00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:01,600 Silencio. 340 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:02,500 Thank you, Giovanni. 341 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,500 You can sit down now. 342 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,167 Juan, I think it might be a good idea if Boris sat next to you. 343 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:13,267 For your general information, Boris is from Russia. 344 00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,433 Ah, much better he sit next me. 345 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,100 representative of capitalist philosophy. 346 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,400 Sorry to disappoint you, Su-Lee. 347 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,500 But Boris has decided to change horses. 348 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,767 Well, blimey, is he a Russian Cowboy? 349 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,533 No, Ali, I mean that he's decided 350 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,733 that he prefers our democratic way of life 351 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,033 to the Russian regime. 352 00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:33,133 He's a defector. 353 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,100 He's traitor. 354 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,333 Better ring Russian embassy. 355 00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:38,067 We'll do no such thing, Su-Lee. 356 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:39,200 Boris has made his decision. 357 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,467 And after the class, Miss Courtney 358 00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:41,767 will inform the home office, who will then 359 00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:43,600 decide whether he can stay. 360 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,833 Why he wish to leave Russia? 361 00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:46,667 Well, I haven't the faintest idea. 362 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:48,900 Hey, maybe he's a spy. 363 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,700 Yeah, a double agent. 364 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:51,867 Maybe Su-Lee is right. 365 00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,833 We send him back where he came from. 366 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,567 He should be interrogated. 367 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:57,900 Sit down, everybody. 368 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,800 Quiet. 369 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,100 Please, sit down. 370 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,867 I'm sure that Boris has a perfectly good reason 371 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,433 for wishing to remain here. Boris? 372 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:05,367 Dada. 373 00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:06,733 Would you come out here, please? 374 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:10,500 Juan? 375 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,467 Yes? 376 00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:12,767 Does Boris speaking any English? 377 00:14:12,867 --> 00:14:14,300 I teach him a little. 378 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,800 Ah, good. 379 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:17,767 Why do you wish to leave Russia? 380 00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:20,933 Por favor? 381 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:23,567 I see you speak English as well as Juan does. 382 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:24,400 It's all right. 383 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,500 Why do you wish to leave Russia? 384 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,533 Well, come over here. 385 00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:34,600 Russia. 386 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,500 Dada. 387 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:40,500 England. 388 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,933 Dada. 389 00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:46,467 Why you leave Russia to stay in England? 390 00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:47,367 Ah. 391 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,400 Ah, a woman? 392 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,533 - Dada. - Is this true, Juan? 393 00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:05,667 Si, si. 394 00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:08,600 Last night in bar, he meets beautiful girl. 395 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,967 He has fallen-- how do you say-- heels over head. 396 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,367 Head over heels? 397 00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:15,700 Yeah. 398 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,667 Oh, well, thank you, Boris. 399 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,867 You can sit down now. 400 00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:20,667 Sit down. 401 00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:21,967 Dada. 402 00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:23,767 Vive l'amore, Boris. 403 00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:26,700 Well, Su-Lee, I'm sure even you wouldn't wish to stand 404 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,000 in the way of true love. 405 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,333 True love should be for state, not individual. 406 00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:33,100 Yes, well, not this side of the Iron Curtain. 407 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,200 Now, where were we up to in the alphabet? 408 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,433 Which letter have we got to? 409 00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:37,767 P. 410 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:40,067 P. Well, then suppose you give me a word beginning with p. 411 00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:41,400 Propaganda. 412 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,700 Propaganda. 413 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,900 As used by decadent Western world to spread lies about 414 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,800 glorious, peace-loving Chinese. 415 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,000 Su-Lee, do you have to make a political speech every 416 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,700 time you answer a question? 417 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,267 Yes. 418 00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:57,833 Chairman Mao, he say, it is duty of those who can see to guide 419 00:15:57,933 --> 00:15:59,967 right of truth. 420 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:02,033 The eight points of attention are as follows. 421 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,833 Do not damage crops. 422 00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:06,767 Do not take liberties with women. 423 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:07,733 Do not-- 424 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,400 Su-Lee, sit down, Thank you. 425 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,233 That will do. 426 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:15,667 Ali, can you give me a word beginning with Q? 427 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:16,567 Q? 428 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,800 Yes, go on. 429 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:19,733 Q. 430 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:20,833 Yes, come on. 431 00:16:20,933 --> 00:16:22,367 Q. 432 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:25,133 Ali, will you give me a word beginning with the letter Q. 433 00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:27,900 Oh, blimey, I'm giving it to you three times already. 434 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,900 Queue, like bus stop queue. 435 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,033 Oh, I'm sorry. Well done. 436 00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:37,000 Taro, R. 437 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,600 Awesome. 438 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:40,600 Radio. 439 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,533 Good. 440 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,667 Ranjeet, S? 441 00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:45,900 Eskimo. 442 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,833 No, Eskimo begins with an E. 443 00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:49,933 1,000 apologies. 444 00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:52,300 Think of a word that describes you. 445 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,267 Stupid. 446 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,733 Don't you call me stupid, you half 447 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,533 witted Pakistani. 448 00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,200 Don't you call me Pakistani ,, 449 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,633 you brown. 450 00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:03,667 All right, that will do. Sit down, the both of you. 451 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,667 Juan, T? 452 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:06,667 Por favor? 453 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:07,667 T. 454 00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,233 Ah, Tea. 455 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,067 Tea. 456 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,067 No, no, no. 457 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,200 I don't mean it's time for the tea break. 458 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,767 - Por favor? - Never mind, sit down. 459 00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:21,967 Excuse me, Mr. brown. 460 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,333 What is it this time, Gladys. 461 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,033 There's another one turned up. 462 00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:25,933 Another what? 463 00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,200 A russki. 464 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,233 I've shown him into Miss Courtney's office. 465 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,867 I am Captain Ivan Ivan. 466 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,933 Are you? 467 00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:34,867 Da. 468 00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:36,833 And you are Mrs.-- 469 00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:40,067 I am Miss Courtney. 470 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:43,533 A fine woman like you has no husband. 471 00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:44,700 No? 472 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,833 Ah, I am understanding. 473 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,433 You prefer to have the lovers. 474 00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:49,367 Certainly not. 475 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,100 Now, will you please get to the point? 476 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,333 I have reason to believe that one of my men is here. 477 00:17:57,433 --> 00:17:58,100 Really? 478 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,433 Oh, come Mrs. Courtney. 479 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:00,233 Miss. 480 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:04,700 Miss, we both know he's here. 481 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,867 He must come back to the ship and return to Russia. 482 00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:09,333 That is for him to decide. 483 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,333 Enter. 484 00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:12,933 You wish to see me, Miss Courtney? 485 00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:15,600 This is Captain Ivan Ivanovich. 486 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,933 Mr. Brown, our English teacher. 487 00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,333 How are you doing? 488 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,067 Very well. 489 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,567 Thank you. 490 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,700 I welcome you to England. 491 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,600 You and your compatriot are perfectly safe here. 492 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:28,867 You Don't have to go back to Russia if you don't want to. 493 00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:29,800 Mr. Brown? 494 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,000 Yes? 495 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,533 The captain has no wish to stay here. 496 00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:36,367 He has come to take back the other person. 497 00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:38,367 Ah, but you can't do that. 498 00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:39,300 Why not? 499 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,333 Well, he doesn't want to go back. 500 00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:41,633 He's met this girl, you see. 501 00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:42,800 And they want to get married. 502 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,033 Well, that's impossible. 503 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,267 We are only being here for the one night. 504 00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:47,033 Yeah, well, it was love at first sight. 505 00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:50,667 No, peoples do not fall in love at first sight. 506 00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,033 people's do. 507 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:55,067 I tell you, he cannot be getting an English wife. 508 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,267 Why not? 509 00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:58,933 Because he already has a Russian one. 510 00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:01,000 Are you saying that he's already married? 511 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:01,900 Uh-huh. 512 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,300 Dada, to Anastasia. 513 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,100 Well, that puts an entirely different 514 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,633 complexion on the matter. 515 00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:09,133 I'm afraid we have no alternative but to return 516 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,833 your roving shipmate. 517 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:12,867 Will you see to it, Mr. Brown? 518 00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:13,767 Very well. 519 00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:22,800 You are a woman of great perception 520 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,933 as well as beautiful. 521 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,767 Thank you. 522 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:32,000 You are reminding me so much of your great national figure. 523 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:35,300 Yes, people have said I resemble the queen. 524 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,600 No, no, not the queen, British bulldog. 525 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:45,000 OK Juan, I asked you the question. 526 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,800 What is the name for a group of cows? 527 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:48,733 Por favor? 528 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,167 Hey, come on. 529 00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:51,200 You know what I'm saying. 530 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,133 You might fool professor. 531 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,400 You not fool me, huh? 532 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,100 Now, what's the name for a group of cows? 533 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,000 I don't know. 534 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,633 A herd of cows. 535 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:01,567 Por favor? 536 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:02,800 Herd of cows. 537 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,133 Sure, I've heard of cows. 538 00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:07,833 Santa Maria. 539 00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:10,333 A herd of cows is a lot of cows. 540 00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:11,533 And you speak a lot of bull. 541 00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:17,233 Thank you, Giovanni. 542 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,533 Thank goodness you're back. 543 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,300 I tell you, proffesori, I don't know how you put 544 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,667 up with all these foreigners. 545 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:24,567 Boris? 546 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:25,933 Dada? 547 00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:28,267 Yeah, well, there's a friend of yours outside. 548 00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:31,633 He's waiting to take you back to the ship, captain Ivanovich? 549 00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:32,567 Nit nit. 550 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:33,667 Yeah, not nit nit. 551 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:34,700 Dada. 552 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,867 He's told me all about Anastasia. 553 00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:38,267 Anastasia. 554 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:41,067 For your general information, Anastasia 555 00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:44,467 is Boris's wife back in Russia. 556 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,200 Oh, the randy old. 557 00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:53,800 You will permit me, Mr. Brown? 558 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:56,100 He's all yours, Captain. 559 00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:15,500 Great. Come along. 560 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,633 Pay attention. 561 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,033 I've had enough interruptions for one evening. 562 00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:20,000 Which letter in the alphabet were we up to? 563 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,300 Ah, me, T. 564 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,033 Good. 565 00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:24,300 Well, Juan? 566 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,067 Tobacco. 567 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:27,267 Tobacco, good. 568 00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:29,500 Max, you? 569 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,333 Me? 570 00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:33,267 No, no, no, no, the letter U? 571 00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:34,333 Umbrella. 572 00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:38,600 Yes, good, but not hambrella, umbrella. 573 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,667 OK. 574 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,467 Anna, V? 575 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:43,467 Vent. 576 00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:44,600 Vent? 577 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:45,933 Yes, good, as in air vent. 578 00:21:46,033 --> 00:21:49,667 Nein, as in I vent to vash my hands. 579 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:50,900 No, Anna. 580 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,733 Those words begin with W. I want a word 581 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,700 beginning with V. What instrument 582 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,233 does play? 583 00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,767 A fiddle. Good. 584 00:21:58,867 --> 00:21:59,700 Violin. 585 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,967 Va. 586 00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:03,467 Violin. 587 00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:05,467 Good. 588 00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:07,900 Danielle, W? 589 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000 W for wow. 590 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:09,933 Good. 591 00:22:10,033 --> 00:22:12,767 W for when? 592 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:16,067 I only wanted one word, Danielle. 593 00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,567 Excuse me, Mr. Brown. 594 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:19,933 - What is it his time, Gladys? - He's back. 595 00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:21,633 Who's back? 596 00:22:21,733 --> 00:22:23,967 Ivan the Terrible. 597 00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:25,867 He wants to see you. 598 00:22:25,967 --> 00:22:26,767 Giovanni, would you? 599 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,033 Ah, Captain, you wanted to see me? 600 00:22:33,133 --> 00:22:35,767 Yes, Mr. Brown, could I please have a word with you-- 601 00:22:35,867 --> 00:22:36,667 Yes. 602 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:42,700 Will you please speak on my behalf? 603 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,700 Now, please, will you do this one thing for me? 604 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,567 Please? Please? 605 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:46,567 Well, leave it to me. 606 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:47,500 Thank you, Mr. Brown. 607 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,400 Thank you. 608 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,833 Thank you. 609 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:51,133 Enter. 610 00:22:51,233 --> 00:22:54,733 Miss Courtney, we've got a bit of a problem. 611 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,267 Captain Ivanovich is outside. 612 00:22:56,367 --> 00:22:58,500 Oh, don't tell me his compatriot has escaped? 613 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,533 Oh, no, Boris is safely on his way back to the ship. 614 00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:02,633 Well, then why has the captain returned? 615 00:23:02,733 --> 00:23:03,867 He wants to defect. 616 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,667 You see, he says, like Boris, that he's 617 00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:07,367 fallen heels over head in love. 618 00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:09,667 Oh, these foreigners are impossible. 619 00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:11,533 Well, tell him to go away. 620 00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:13,333 He's infatuations have nothing to do with us. 621 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:15,000 Well, I'm afraid this one has. 622 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,733 You see, he says he's fallen in love with you. 623 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:29,600 I am loving you, Mrs... 624 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,533 Miss. 625 00:23:30,633 --> 00:23:33,100 Miss.